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Middle English Fic - Journeys through Time and Space on Crack
Unusual and satisfying Doctor Who fanfic!
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Middle English Fic
In brief: Five/Ainley!Master fic, written in dodgy Chaucerian rhyming couplets, with a parallel translation. It is as insane as it sounds, and I'm not sure why it exists.

Title: Le Roman de la Starren, or The Evil Ex-Boyfriend's Tale
Author: Anadapta
Wordcount: 1300
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Rating: R
Beta: katharynne 
Warnings: If you read this out loud it makes you sound like an angry Welshman.

Link:
For here, thisse gracious herb withan/ That sages call Valerian/ May set thyn limbes into a drowse/ And other partes ful arowse.
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