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yetonemoreidiot
Hi there, I'm new to this community, and I would just like to say that I love the idea of crack pairings, and I absolutely TOTALLY ADORE Doctor Who! ^_^

Could anybody help me with fics? I'm looking for (of if none exists, requesting it be made) any fics pairing either Zoe or Nyssa with the TARDIS. Because I think the idea of either of them paired with the TARDIS is oddly adorable, and IMHO if anyone's gonna get naughty with the big blue cuboidal time-travelling one, it'd be one of these two brainy beauties.

Thanks in advance if you can help me out! ^_^
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scarlet_city
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scarlet_city
Title: Set Fire To The Stars On Fire, Chapter 1
Author: scarlet_city / odtwistofevents
Fandom: Doctor Who
Genre: Adventure, Sci-Fi
Rating: PG (language)
Length: 2,747 words.
Pairing: None as of this chapter.
Spoilers: Season 3, Episodes 8 & 9: "Human Nature" / "The Family of Blood"
Warnings: This fic will eventually contain torture, angst, slash, and possibly some horror elements.
Summary: The Eleventh Doctor feels someone walk over his i and goes to UNIT, year 2063 to find out why. It has to do with a scarecrow who was once a man, who was once an alien--and a sinister presence that would like to play a game.
Author's Notes: Title is taken from the song "Set Fire To The Face On Fire" by the Blood Brothers.

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anadapta0801
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anadapta0801
In brief: Five/Ainley!Master fic, written in dodgy Chaucerian rhyming couplets, with a parallel translation. It is as insane as it sounds, and I'm not sure why it exists.

Title: Le Roman de la Starren, or The Evil Ex-Boyfriend's Tale
Author: Anadapta
Wordcount: 1300
Pairing: Five/Ainley!Master
Rating: R
Beta: katharynne 
Warnings: If you read this out loud it makes you sound like an angry Welshman.

Link:
For here, thisse gracious herb withan/ That sages call Valerian/ May set thyn limbes into a drowse/ And other partes ful arowse.
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trickster88
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trickster88
I am now auditioning people for a new roleplay community, soon to be created!! Click the LJ for details.

BTW-This is basically one continuous crack!fic, click the LJ to read how. THNX!

"Auditions are open to anyone."Collapse )

Right now, the Doctor is...: Smiley

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trickster88
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trickster88
Title: You Kept The Horse?!
Author:
Trickster88
Pairing(s):
N/A
Characters: Doctor (10), Rose
Rating:
K
Word Count:
401
Warnings: CRACK FIC!
Disclaimer: Sadly, I don’t own Doctor Who. BUT, the characters are fun to play with. :D
Summary:
In which Rose decides its cleaning day and uncovers a rather disturbing object.
Notes: Inspired by David Tennant's spectacular and rather hilarious bedtime story reading. Dedicated to Shippo. Also, if you didn't know 9 regenerated, just leave this side of the internet now. :D

"YOU KEPT THE HORSE?!"


Title: The Bet
Author:
Trickster88
Pairing(s): N/A
Characters:
Gwen, Ianto, Owen, Jack
Rating:
K
Word Count: 57
Warnings: CRACK FIC!
Disclaimer:
Sadly, I don't own Doctor Who. BUT, the characters are fun to play with.
Summary: In which Gwen makes a bet with Jack because she's Welsh.
Notes:
Inspired by Shippo, who when watching her first ever episode of Torchwood pointed out the fact that Jack never really answers Gwen's question.

P.S.-Spoilers for the VERY FIRST EPISODE. But  that's it.

"Pay up."

Title: 10 Song Shuffle Challenge
Author: Trickster88 (Reposted from Whofic.)
Pairing(s): Rhys/Gwen, Ianto/Jack, Rose/Doctor (10), Doctor (10)/Martha
Characters: Amy Pond, Donna Noble, Gwen Cooper, Jack Harkness, Martha Jones, Mickey Smith, Rhys Williams, Rose Tyler, The Doctor (10), The Doctor (11), The Doctor (9), Other Character(s)
Rating: T
Word Count: 1084
Warnings: Swearing (It is Torchwood after all)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything! If I did, why would I post it here?!?!
Summary: A collection of drabbles created for the Doctor Who Ten Song Shuffle Challenge.
Notes: This is 9 drabbles since I haven't posted the last one due to complications with Whofic, and note that there are a few Torchwood drabbles mixed in, 3 if you include the one I haven't posted, but it is mainly Doctor Who. Also, I think there are spoilers for just about everything, so if you haven't watched something, besides the season finale of 11, DON'T READ IT. :D

“You expect me to predict your cravings? I may be Scottish, but I’m not magic.”-Drabble 7

The TARDIS is playing: : Can't Back Down

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blue_sun_scribe
Title: A Different Doctor
Rating: 15
Summary: Martha meets The Doctor but he's regenerated since they last saw each other
Disclaimer: Not mine
Which Doctor: Brian Blessed, not an official one

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lolasenvy
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lolasenvy
If you are interested, there are Doctor Who themed remixes in Today's Download of the Day.

Check it out at http://lolasenvy.livejournal.com/129736.html

No comment is necessary, and tell everyone you know.
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paristani
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paristani
Title: Her Doctor's Voice
Author: paristani
Rating: 15?
Words: 2,324.
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. They own me.
Summary: Six dark ficlets. Poor Rose! I don't hate her, honest!
Spoilers: For the resolutions of Boomtown and Parting of the Ways but they're shown in a different light.
Feedback: All gratefully received. Concrit earnestly solicited. I can't promise to get any better but I really am interested.

( A cloud of bloated maggots with tiny human faces burst out trailing bloody optic nerves like tadpoles... )
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fiona_squid
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fiona_squid
Title: The Tea Converse
Rating: PG-13
Pairing:
Tenth Doctor/Rose
Summary:
Spilled tea and something else bring Doctor and Rose back together.
A/N:
My first Doctor/Rose fic. ;D
Disclaimer: Don't own, wish I did.
Spoilers:
Takes place after Doomsday, so contains spoilers up to the season finale.
Dedication: Goes to the lovely crayon_hearts. <3

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manga_ghost
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manga_ghost
WELCOME TO THE COMMUNITY!

Right, first things first, before you do anything, check out the rules on our profile page. Then get all posting! ^^

Secondly, I need someone to help me with layouts and things for this community. I'd really appriciate it! Thanks! x

A custom mood theme would be awesome as well! ^^

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